Happy Valentine's Day

In this, the inaugural blog post of RatRatRatRat, and what may be my only post as King Consort. Let it be known I have declared by wife Rat Queen and she has no say in the matter. She is my love and if sewerposting brings her joy, then sewerposting brings me joy.

This space may simply turn into a repository for Zuckable memes too spicy for the Facespace, a forgotten Valentine's gift, or something more. For now this is her sewer and she is my queen.

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